Humor · Toddlers

What to do With the Cheerios Found in Your Underwear

My little snacker was about to use the bathroom when she noticed a Cheerios which had somehow found its way into her underwear. Before I had time to react she popped it in her mouth. “A Cheerios in my underwear Mom!” “I ate it.”  And to think I used to wash her pacifiers which fell… Continue reading What to do With the Cheerios Found in Your Underwear

Daughters · Inspirational

Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry

My dear girl, just a word of advise. When you want to lay next to a boy, arms intertwined, giving each other kisses: Make sure his mom is out of site. She was definitely not smiling. Also, do not let your dad find out about it. You are two years old and he is already… Continue reading Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry

Inspirational

Arrhenphobia–the Fear of Men

Arrhenphobia is the fear of men. I am secretly praying Boston will have this one during her high school years. Automysophobia is the fear of being dirty. Oh, what I would give for my kids to have just a touch of this one! Blennophobia, the fear of slime–no Goosebumps’ episodes for these individuals. Personally,  I think… Continue reading Arrhenphobia–the Fear of Men