Humor · Toddlers

What to do With the Cheerios Found in Your Underwear

My little snacker was about to use the bathroom when she noticed a Cheerios which had somehow found its way into her underwear. Before I had time to react she popped it in her mouth. “A Cheerios in my underwear Mom!” “I ate it.”  And to think I used to wash her pacifiers which fell… Continue reading What to do With the Cheerios Found in Your Underwear

Toddlers

Debunking 12 Myths of the Stay at Home Mom

1. I do not wake up with my husband to make him bacon and eggs and wish him a good day of work. 2. I do not get a thrill out of cleaning my house. 3. I do not spend my days baking cookies and making lemonade. 4. June Cleaver is not my idol, and I do… Continue reading Debunking 12 Myths of the Stay at Home Mom

Humor · Toddlers

20 Lies This Mom Tries to Convince Herself Are True

1. I will wake up before my kids to get a head start on the day. 2. We will make it out the door this morning in peace and harmony 3. I forgot to bring snacks but my kids can make it two hours without eating something. 4. No one will notice the dried on… Continue reading 20 Lies This Mom Tries to Convince Herself Are True