I was with an unnamed relative at the park when we struck up a conversation with one of the moms there. She was definitely pregnant and told us she had five weeks to go.
This is how the following conversation proceeded:
My unnamed relative: “Oh, wow, five more weeks! I thought you were due any day now! “
Pregnant lady: “Ummm, no, five more weeks.”
My unnamed relative: “Are you having one or two?”
Pregnant lady: “One.”
My unnamed relative: “Oh. . . . ”
I personally wished with everything in me to go bury myself in a hole!
“Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.” ~Thomas Jefferson
I respect the many things you did for my country Mr. Jefferson and the great sacrifices you paid, but I must disagree with you on this one.
Sometimes honesty is not the key to wisdom.
Sometimes, the key is something called a little white lie.