Yesterday America stopped and celebrated Labor Day. Out came the grills, the footballs and soccer, the homemade treats and iced cold lemonade. A day off to kick back and enjoy family and friends. Yesterday, America rested. Yesterday, “Ameri-moms” worked themselves to the bone. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~ Milton… Continue reading “Ameri-moms” Nonexistent Labor Day
1. I will wake up before my kids to get a head start on the day. 2. We will make it out the door this morning in peace and harmony 3. I forgot to bring snacks but my kids can make it two hours without eating something. 4. No one will notice the dried on… Continue reading 20 Lies This Mom Tries to Convince Herself Are True
-You nurse the baby while simultaneously doing your makeup, entertaining your toddler and making a doctor’s appointment. -Going to the bathroom alone is a foggy memory of peaceful days. -It is literally freezing temps outside and yet you forgot your jacket since by the time you finally had the kids ready and out the door… Continue reading You’re Officially a Mom of Small Children When. . .