Humor

Surgery is a Lovely Thing When Your Name is “Mom”

About three weeks ago I told how I sprained my knee at the park (“The Irreplaceable Woman”). My “sprain”  turned out to be an irreparable torn meniscus. It had to be surgically removed. I was upset, but there was no other option. However, I was soon to realize, when you are a mom, a day… Continue reading Surgery is a Lovely Thing When Your Name is “Mom”

Humor · Toddlers

20 Lies This Mom Tries to Convince Herself Are True

1. I will wake up before my kids to get a head start on the day. 2. We will make it out the door this morning in peace and harmony 3. I forgot to bring snacks but my kids can make it two hours without eating something. 4. No one will notice the dried on… Continue reading 20 Lies This Mom Tries to Convince Herself Are True

Humor · Toddlers

You’re Officially a Mom of Small Children When. . .

-You nurse the baby while simultaneously doing your makeup, entertaining your toddler and making a doctor’s appointment. -Going to the bathroom alone is a foggy memory of peaceful days. -It is literally freezing temps outside and yet you forgot your jacket since by the time you finally had the kids ready and out the door… Continue reading You’re Officially a Mom of Small Children When. . .