Childbirth · Humor

2 Things NOT to Say to the Pregnant Woman!

I was with an unnamed relative at the park when we struck up a conversation with one of the moms there. She was definitely pregnant and told us she had five weeks to go. This is how the following conversation proceeded: My unnamed relative: “Oh, wow, five more weeks! I thought you were due any… Continue reading 2 Things NOT to Say to the Pregnant Woman!

Humor

The Poopy Fight

We live in a high rise apartment and have to walk down the hall to the elevator to go out. Pierce typically does his regular dirty diaper duties sometime before we head out each morning. I wrap it in a plastic grocery bag and set it outside the door to throw down the trash shoot on our… Continue reading The Poopy Fight

Humor · Toddlers

What to do With the Cheerios Found in Your Underwear

My little snacker was about to use the bathroom when she noticed a Cheerios which had somehow found its way into her underwear. Before I had time to react she popped it in her mouth. “A Cheerios in my underwear Mom!” “I ate it.”  And to think I used to wash her pacifiers which fell… Continue reading What to do With the Cheerios Found in Your Underwear